These past few months have been more trying than even my closest people know. So, today I came into work ready to take this new day head on. I am on a conference call sitting in my chair and posture to relieve some gas when boom - I realized I just sharted!! (fart but a little shit comes out). LMAO!! Though this is one of my very not sexy moments, it was a revelation of sorts.
For one, it puts things in perspective that being not to worry about things you cannot control. Secondly, no matter what you have planned, the universe has another and it pretty will always trump yours. Lastly, its clear that we as humans are "allowed" to control only put a few factors of our lives - the rest is well a shart!
PS --> Yes I did go home to "freshen up"...lol What a crappy day!!...lol I know, I know, I am full of shit...LMAO!!
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I absolutely love how open and honest you are! We all have things about us that we would rather keep in the dark, but you don't seem to have that in you. I think an even bigger lesson is being comfortable enough within ourselves to be able to be open about what we are inside.
ReplyDeleteIt took one time for me to make sure that never happened again. Luckily, it was that time so....it didn't reach my panties.....Q: Did you continue with the conference call, were you able to focus or did you halt it?? *snickering*
ReplyDelete@ Satch, thank you! There are a lot of things I am not in this incarnation, but I do know that I am 100% comfortable with who I am!
ReplyDelete@ Constance, yea this hasn't happened since I was able to learn full control over my bodily functions - apparently there was a gap in my mastery...lol
And to answer your question, I had to man up and finish the call...
OMG HAHAHA, I wish I read this when it happened! You are the best! I've never experienced this, but I'm sure my day will come (hopefully not, but like you said, the universe usually wins!) At least it wasn't an in-person experience! I'm sure you didn't disclose your happenings with the people on the other end of the phone!
ReplyDeleteIsn't it interesting how humbling life can be. So many times we seem to be so 'full of ourselves' and who we 'think' we are. The universe has a way of pulling us down to the reality of what we really are -- putting us in our place, stripping us of the grandiose ways, mannerisms, attitudes and false securities that mask the reality of 'us'!!
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