Ladies and Toilets - IMPORTANT!

Ladies, ladies, I wanted to write this post as a refreshing reminder that you are NOT exempt of vaginal hygiene and its environment!

Ladies, as you sit on the toilet seat and begin to urinate, the urine will stream either hit at the shallow part of the bowl or closer to the base of the bowl where the water is. This "direction" of stream is based on where your vagina is relative to your torso.

Your urethra sits just behind your clitoral hood (just in case you didn't know yet :) ). If you have a "long" vagina then your urethra will sit "back" closer to your anus and thus prompt a stream directed to the bowl base. If you have a "short" vagina your urethra will sit to the "front" closer to your belly button thus prompting a stream directed at the shallow part of the bowl. Oh and PLEASE don't think "long" or "short" means big or small - again its ONLY the position of your vagina in relationship to your torso. Thats why they make Small, Regular and Long panty liners and pads.

Nevertheless, all stream types will result in urine splatters on the underside of the toilet seat. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a LOT of you forget to clean it! The view of it is just as dismal as a man that can't get his stream down the middle. I cannot tell you how many times I have raised a seat in a woman's facility and have witnessed coagulated urine on the underside of the seat - um NOT sexy!

To accommodate for your body type and stream direction, you may try siting back or forward on the toilet seat, and/or taking your index and middle finger and gently pushing down on your tummy (below your belly button) toward the floor or pull up on your tummy (below your belly button) toward the ceiling.

OH! and before I forget, this includes being on your period. Blood also will splash up under the seat and will need to be cleaned/wiped. After you're done, simply flush ALL remnants of your accouterments down the toilet. I advise doing this in 1-2 separate flushes to ensure the toilet doesn't clog. Though we all know it takes place, no man wants to see, or smell the things that go with a period - trust me!

Hey, you all KNOW I am that guy that will say what you only thought - some one has to say this! Having 3 sisters, my mother and damn near an all female regime, I had to make this point.

Get it cleaned up ladies and trust me, men DO notice these things!